Good morning. My coffee tells me I need space. I doubt it.

Good morning. My coffee tells me I need space. I doubt it.

  • George: *is in the shower*
  • Matty: *pulls back shower curtain*
  • Matty: hey do we- stop screaming it's just me- do we have any more weed?

actualbrendonurie:

management: ok so what do you wanna do this tour brendon?

brendon: i wanna fuck ‘em up

management: w-what..?

brendon: i want them to be crying on the fucking floor